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Tony Stark
22 January 2009 @ 11:09 pm
Three-ways can be fun. I'm never really opposed to them depending on the people involved. Being sandwiched between two hot women is generally the best out come and always hot no matter how you slice it If a girl wants in with her boyfriend though, it's a sign you should steer clear. Something is weird in that relationship and you're probably in for some drama that you're not prepared to be involved in. Now, if the two girls that want you in also like girls, be careful they aren't dating each other because that's up there with getting in with a straight couple. Usually this is to "spice up" the relationship and unless your name is Nutmeg or Paprika, you are not one.

When asking people for participation in a three-way, don't be embarrassed about it or be ridiculous. Just be honest. I want to get down and dirty with you and probably someone else, are you in? Be straight forward and stand strong in your desire for a multiple partner experience. It makes it a tad more respectable and a bit less creepy. If you're uncomfortable with the proposition then so will the person you're propositioning be.

Be careful who you ask, some people just aren't into that.

Steve Rogers is so not down with three-ways.
 
 
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Tony Stark
18 January 2009 @ 09:10 pm
Dear Celebutant from the charity benefit last night:

I saw you in your dress that was two sizes too small and my penis inverted inside of me like a scared turtle. This look, while you may find it flattering, men find it sort of disgusting. In fact, sort of is even wrong. It is disgusting. If you want to impress a guy do everyone a favor and find yourself a dress that fits your curves instead of trying to force them into a dress that doesn't fit. It's not pretty, it's not seductive and it's mostly sad. Likewise in trying to pull off a dress that is clearly too big for any region of your anatomy. Though you may have delightful funbags, they cannot hold up that dress causing you to just look silly.

Also, leave something to my imagination. Showing off half your breast before I take off your dress really defeats the purpose of me taking off your dress. Mystery is the key to attraction.

- Tony
 
 
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Tony Stark
10 January 2009 @ 10:36 am
Men aren't discouraged by women who have power, at least not in the bedroom. Just don't tell me you're just as powerful as I am (or more powerful) until we're having sex. And then, you can make demands. Guys kind of do like being told what to do in bed. It's less work for us.
 
 
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